Thursday, September 14, 2006

B-Day Blog

I have stormed the beach
Crawled up the hill
Smoked in bunkers
Racked up credit card bills

I have stoned my mind
Toned my behind
Tried to be kind
But only to find...

Hark!

Crack your hooves across the floor
Prop your pitchfork 'gainst the door!
Downy backed angels gathering near
Raising their trumpets right to my ear.

Damn their plummage!
Shit shit shit.

16 comments:

crse said...

you toned your behind? i cant believe i missed that! I apologize! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOSPEL BOB!!! WOke up this morning waging the age old internal argument i have every year. Is it the 13th or the 14th? Damn you virgos and your wandering birthdays!

luckybuzz said...

Happy birthday Sugar! Don't let the damn plumage get you down.

hahahahahahahahaha!

*crickets*

Weezy said...

Happy Birthday--- and oh... you rock too!

Gill Smoke said...

I'd go with the infernal one. It doesn't take long to get used to the sulfer smell and they tend to be more fun.

Have a good and drunken B-Day

Your friend in Starmada

Gill Smoke said...

More GB GD

Gill Smoke said...

Come on back.

Gill Smoke said...

Please another post

Gill Smoke said...

Don'tmake me go burma shave on you

Gill Smoke said...

You lack of reponse means only one thing. I must comment

Gill Smoke said...

What do you do with your computer?

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